Berber

Mersad Berber

Za vrijeme ručka pita mali Ivica tatu:
- Tata, zašto si oženio mamu?
Tata ljutito ustaje od stola pa kaže:
- Vidiš, ženo, ni malome nije jasno!

Portishead

Thought of the day

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

FASCINATING PEOPLE, Part 5

Charles Darwin, an English biologist mostly known for his Origin of Species work, published his main work at the age of 50 (long overdue). As his father was a wealthy physician, Charles had worked as an expedition naturalist without pay. Big controversy continues to this day, although the notion of evolutionary change is now firmly established as a major paradigm of the natural sciences. He described himself not as an atheist, but an agnostic believing in some kind of personal God, who does not directly and continuously intervene in the evolutionary process and in human affairs.
"Blessed is the man who finds wisdom and who gains understanding", was his eulogy.

Click on the title to view Pearl Jam's 'Do The Evolution'!

Least Appropriate Things To Say At A Funeral

1. I should have said something earlier... but I really, really need his kidney.
2. Better him than me.
3. Whoa. I didn't know we were supposed to dress up.
4. Hey, let's order a pizza!
5. Where's the buffet line?
6. Who's the dead guy?
7. Pull my finger.
8. I just wet myself.
9. Is that my beeper - or is he still wearing his?
10. See, kids? This is what God does to the bad ones.
11. Who wants Trident?
12. Did you know his legs aren't really in there?
13. Does anyone have dibs on his parking space?
14. You're probably wondering why I called you all here tonight.
15. What's that... smell?
16. Happy trails to you, until we meet again...
17. Can I have that Kleenex when you're really done with it?