XYu - Sta bi dao...

From local UK and US newspapers

*Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
*We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $10.00.
*Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
*Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
*Tattoos done while you wait.
*Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
*Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
*For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
*Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
*Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
*Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
*Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
*No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
*Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?