Monday, March 17, 2008
Happy St.Patrick's Day!
It's time to
Paint the town green,
Drink beer with friends,
Crack jokes,
Gorge on lip-smacking Irish delicacies,
Pin shamrocks on hats and shoulders,
Kiss the Blarney Stone (even if it is virtual),
Join the parade and do a jig with the Irish bands,
Hunt for Paddy the Leprechaun and get to your pot of gold,
Cry out "Erin go bragh" every so often, and wish good luck to all,
Let your hair down and enjoy yourself
'cause everybody is Irish on St.Patrick's Day!
Going 3D?
Lane Jensen, Edmonton (Alberta) tattoo artist augmented the inked caricature of a buxom cowgirl on his own left calf with silicone "implants" in the skin under where the woman's breasts are. However, within two weeks, the fluid went astray and had to be drained. Jensen said some bodies just reject breast implants (!). His girl just wasn't meant to have 3D breasts...
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