Dennis Edwards

Super-Hicks

If anyone can equal Amy Winehouse in drinking, then that is the younger version of former Guns’n’Roses guitar player, Slash. Slash (42) stated that up until a few years ago he could be without problem Amy’s drinking buddy. "Amy continuously talks about how much she drinks, and once I could do that as well. If I were still into drink, I am sure that we would be of good company for one another", Slash said.

Special Dental Treatment

*In November, a California administrative judge sided with state dental authorities and suspended Dr. Mark Anderson's license, following complaints by female patients that he had massaged their chests to treat a jaw disorder. Anderson's lawyer, citing alleged dental journal articles, had asserted that jaw pain was related not only to pectoral muscles but even calf muscles. (In November, Anderson was also indicted for sexual battery against patients.)

*Let's stick with dentists for awhile...

A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear." .

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $90.00.

Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.