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16 year olds

GCE O-Levels:
Q: Name the four seasons.-A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.-A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes largepollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?-A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?-A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?-A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?-A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: What are steroids?-A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?-A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.-A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?-A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?-A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?-A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?-A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?-A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."-A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?-A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?-A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?-A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.-A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. {do dishes}
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?-A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q : What is a turbine?-A : Something an Arab wears on his head.

Sta cu jadna u Saraj'vu sama...

Vujisic & Aligrudic

One liners

*I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
*A fool is a 27 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.
*If all is not lost, where is it?
*The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
*It was all so different before everything changed.
*It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
*Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
*An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
*A closed mouth gathers no feet.
*It's not hard to meet expenses...they' re everywhere.

Najmladji clan Mense

Djevojčica stara dvije godine i 10 mjeseci, s koeficijentom inteligencije 152, postala je najmlađa članica britanskog instituta Mensa. Georgia Brown iz Aldershota sa juga Engleske, primljena je u klub nakon procjene dječjeg psihologa, koji je bio "oduševljen" njezinim rezultatima, neočekivanima za dijete mlađe od pet do šest godina. Georgia nije, međutim, najmlađa osoba koja je pristupila klubu. Šest dana je starija od Bena Woodsa, koji je učlanjen u Mensu 1990.-ih godina.

Krema od marihuane

Prije stotinu godina u apotekama se mogla kupiti "bakina" mast s ekstraktom marihuane kao kućni lijek za ekceme i druge alergijske reakcije kože, no poslije je povučena s tržišta jer se smatralo da je riječ o prevari.Njemački naucnici sada su utvrdili da marihuana stvarno smanjuje svrab i oticanje kod alergijskih reakcija kože te su zatražili ponovnu procjenu starog bakinog lijeka. Ekstrakte konoplje tradicionalno se koristilo za liječenje upala i moglo ih se kupiti u apotekama početkom 20. vijeka. No sumnje u djelotvornost netestiranog proizvoda, zajedno s bojazni od kemikalije THC koja izaziva halucinogene efekte, doveli su do njihove zabrane 1930-ih.
Krema, cokolada... je li neko probao caj?