Neobjasnjivi Fenomeni Uma

Povezanost tijela i uma
Medicina je tek nedavno započela sa istraživanjima koja pokušavaju doznati do koje mjere um utiče na tijelo i obratno. Placebo efekat ilustruje tu povezanost. Do njega dolazi kad osoba koja ima zdravstvene probleme nakon konzumacije lažnog lijeka ili nekakvog rituala izlječenja zbilja osjeti tjelesno poboljšanje. Kod ispitivanja placebo efekta, naucnici su pacijentima davali lažne tablete (npr. tabletice šećera), koje farmakološki nemaju nikakvog uticaja na zdravlje. Ipak, pacijenti zbog sugestije osjete poboljšanje. Suprotna je pojava nocebo efekt, kod kojeg je pacijent uvjeren da mu se zbog lijekova stanje pogoršava.

Iskustva blizu smrti

Ljudi koji su se našli blizu smrti često pričaju o neobičnim iskustvima do kojih ih je dovelo takvo iskustvo. Prolazak kroz tunel na čijem je kraju svjetlost, neobični glasovi, muzika, susret sa bližnjima ili Bogom. Naucnici tvrde da se takva iskustva najčešće događaju kad je mozak mrtav, ne funkcionise, ali ipak proizvodi ovakva neobjašnjiva iskustva...

Paranormalne moći

Većina ljudi vjeruje u ''paranormalno''. Jedno istraživanje u Velikoj Britaniji je pokazalo da je 43% ispitanika uvjereno kako mogu čitati tuđe misli ili da to drugi mogu činiti njima, vjeruju kako mogu sanjati događaje iz budućnosti i slično. Medjutim, mnoga istraživanja ljudi koji tvrde da imaju paranormalne moći su pokazala da ti ljudi nemaju nikakve moći. Misterija ostaje...

Deja Vu

Ili 'nešto već viđeno' se jos zove paramnesia, a označava iskustvo osjećaja da smo novu situaciju već iskusili. Ljudi najčešće opisuju ovaj pojam kao ''prisjećanje budućnosti''.Nekoliko je studija pokazalo da čak 70% ljudi tvrdi kako je barem jednom u životu iskusilo 'prisjećanje budućnosti'. U laboratorijskim istraživanjima naucnicima je veoma teško bilo izazvati deja vu efekt, ali su ga uspjeli postići hipnozom.

Intuicija, šeto čulo

Kada doživimo nešto za što smo znali/osjetili da će se dogoditi. Većina ljudi jako često može predvidjeti događaj 6-7 sekundi prije nego što se on dogodi. Takodje žene puno češće imaju razvijeno 'šesto čulo' od muškaraca. Naucnici vjeruju kako ljudi puno više informacija prikupljaju nesvjesno nego svjesno, te tako ponekad imaju utisak da su 'osjetili' što će se dogoditi, a zapravo im je ta informacija bila prenesena s nesvjesnog na svjesni nivo...

Nightwish (made in Finland)

Haiku of Modern Times

*A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
*Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
*First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
*To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy.
*Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
*The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
*Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Nazareth

Civilization in Decline

Sweden's couple in Kinda Municipality had just been denied generous welfare benefits because they object to the government's work requirements. The husband wanted the payments even though, he wrote, "Conventional work is out of the question for me, both in terms of my conscience and on an intellectual level, as it seems objectionable with regard to both my personal well-being and the well-being of society as a whole. Emotionally, too, (conventional work) creates unbearable pain and dejection."
As a 27-year-old woman laid dying from a stab wound incurred at a Wichita, Kansas, convenience store, at least five customers stepped over her to enter the store, including one who stopped to photograph her on a cell phone camera.
NHL player Derek Boogaard, an "enforcer" known for his willingness to brawl, opened the Derek and Aaron Boogaard Fighting Camp in Regina, Saskatchewan, to train teenage hockey players in that highly essential skill.

UFO, the band

Mis-Translations

*Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
*The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
*Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
*In a Belgrade hotel elevator: "To more the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
*Please leave your values at the front desk.
*Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
*The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
*You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
*You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
*Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
*Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
*Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
*Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
*Drop your trousers here for best results.
*Dresses for street walking.
*Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
*It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
*Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
*Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
*Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
*Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
*Would you like to ride on your own ass?
*It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
*Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
*We take your bags and send them in all directions.
*If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
*Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
*Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
*Specialist in women and other diseases.
*The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
*Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
*Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
*When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
*- English well talking.- Here speeching American.

Pacific Gas & Electric

Mujo rjesava krizaljku

Vrsta metala (4 slova): PLEH

Dio pribora za jelo (3 slova): ZUB

Zensko dijete (3 slova): ONA

Najmanji trocifreni broj (3 slova): 000

Mjera za tezinu (4 slova): UTEG

Inicijali pjesnika Jesenjina (2 slova): PJ

Morski greben (2 slova): MG

Sestrin muz (5 slova): SAFET

Zlato (2 slova): ZL

Biblijska lijenost (3 slova): POP

Mjera za dragocjenost (5 slova): NOVAC

Dragi kamen (4 slova): MILI

Zajednica zene i muskarca (4 slova): STAN

Kokosji proizvod (4 slova): JUHA

Neizlijeciva bolest (3 slova): KAP

Najzdravije pice (4 slova): PIVO

Telefonski poziv (3 slova): ZVR

Grad u Italiji (3 slova): TRS

Vrsta zivotinje s kucicom (3 slova): PAS

Nije gladan (3 slova): JEO

Vidi sliku (5 slova): JESAM

Svecano odjelo (4 slova): CRNO

Hladno oruzje (3 slova): TOP

Muzjak vrane (6 slova): VRANAC

Kisik (1 slovo): K

Stanovnik Tirane (7 slova): TIRANIN

Dozivljaj pri spavanju (3 slova): SEX

Dio kupaonice (4 slova): VODA

Deep Thoughts*)

*If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
*If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
*Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
*As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
*Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.

*When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

*I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

*) by Jack Handey

No More Former Yugoslav Republic...

On September 20, 2007 Canada had recognized Republic of Macedonia by its constitutional name. Macedonians started immigrating to Canada over a century ago and have helped build Canadian society in all spheres of life - social, economic, and political. Today, around 200,000 Macedonians live in Canada.
Macedonia is also the name of Greece's northern province, birthplace of Alexander the Great, and Athens objects to the use of the name as a "sign of territorial ambitions"...

Iggy

Last night Iggy Pop received the Freddie Mercury Lifetime Achievement Award at the Vodafone Live Music Awards (UK). The 60-year-old punk rocker, whose career has spanned five decades, was chosen by a panel of music experts for his electric live performances and iconic anthems. He has been dubbed the 'godfather of punk', is famed for his wild onstage antics, which include stage diving, cutting himself with brokenbottles, vomiting and exposing his appendage.
I love his voice in Cry for Love...

How old?

Cuban speleologists discovered fossil remains of giant crocodiles and dugongs that are 20 million years old. The remains date back from the Miocene period.
The fossils were discovered 30 metres below a slope in a cave, 350 km east of Havana. Crocodiles originate from a period that ended 65 million years ago, while dugongs are mammals that still live in tropical areas...

John Cleese & Tina Turner :~)

Dateline:~)

A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online under fake names.
Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.
The couple met on an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.
They eventually decided to meet up - but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.
Now they are both filing for divorce - with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.
Sana said: "I thought I had found the love of my life. The way this Prince of Joy spoke to me, the things he wrote, the tenderness in every expression was something I had never had in my marriage.
"It was amazing, we seemed to be stuck in the same kind of miserable marriages - and how right that turned out to be.
"We arranged to meet outside a shop and both of us would be carrying a single rose so we would know the other.
"When I saw my husband there with the rose and it dawned on me what had happened I was shattered. I felt so betrayed. I was so angry."
Adnan said: "I was so happy to have found a woman who finally understood me. Then it turned out that I hadn't found anyone new at all.
"To be honest I still find it hard to believe that the person, Sweetie, who wrote such wonderful things to me on the internet, is actually the same woman I married and who has not said a nice word to me for years."

Jim Morrison Quotes

*Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
*Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.
*Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
*Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to-letting a person be what he really is.
*I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom... Rather than starting inside, I start outside and reach the mental through the physical.
*I believe in a long, prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown. Our pale reasoning hides the infinite from us.
*I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
*I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
*Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you.
*Music inflames temperament.
*Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
*The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.
*Violence isn't always evil. What's evil is the infatuation with violence.
*When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.
*Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.

XYu - Ibrica

Why God Made Moms

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them .
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head

Ten Years After

Most Intriguing Conspiracy Theories to Date

Besides the well known theories like - the USA destroyed the World Trade Center (read here), and The HIV virus was created to eradicate homosexuals (read here), the boldest are the following:

Underground Reich
David Emory, a TV and radio shows' author claims that the world is ruled by the Underground Reich. To clarify, the entire infrastructure that helped Hitler gain power, for instance the heavy industry, banking, and the military, has survived World War II. Many war criminals from that period have successfully evaded trial and resumed their lives in western countries, where they were able to survive because of the fear of communism. They infiltrated governments, armies, companies, and intelligence agencies and they control the world from those positions. The Underground Reaich thus represents an ominous, merciless global capitalism.
Diabetes is curable
Diabetes is really curable, but it is in the interest of the pharmaceutical industry to only remove the symptoms. It has been curable for about 40 years, but big companies realized that symptoms of diabetes have high commercial value so they are launching products on the market that only remove them, while the illness remains. Food companies, which produce food made of refined flour and sugar that causes blood sugar to suddenly rise and drop, are also involved in the conspiracy.
Project Disclosure

is a non-profit research organization that deals with the understanding of the UFO phenomenon. For years, they have asked for a U.S. Congress hearing on extraterrestrial presence on Earth and for a law to be passed that would ban positioning weapons in the Earth orbit. They think that our planet has been visited by aliens for centuries and the contact has been most intense since 1947. They think that, from time to time, extraterrestrial ships would land and sometimes be incapacitated or seized, especially by teams operating in the U.S. Extraterrestrial life forms have been studied for more than 50 years. A very narrow circle of people knows about this and the organization thinks that a serious public debate should be started about the existence of extraterrestrial intelligence and their visits to our planet.