XYu - Sta bi dao...

From local UK and US newspapers

*Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
*We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $10.00.
*Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
*Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
*Tattoos done while you wait.
*Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
*Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
*For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
*Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
*Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
*Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
*Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
*No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
*Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?

Ex-Yu Missice koje pamtimo

...savremenog doba (1966-1991):
1966 : Nikica Marinović, 1967 : Aleksandra Mandić, 1968 : Ivona Puhlera, 1969 : Radmila Živković, 1970 : Teresa Djelmiš
1971 : Zlata Petkovič
1972 : Biljana Ristić







1973 : Atina Golubova, 1974 : Jadranka Banjac, 1975 : Ladija Verkovska, 1976 : Nataša Košir
1980 : Zorica Pesek, 1981 : -
1982 : Ana Sasso
1983 : Bernarda Marovt
1984 : Dinka Delić

1985 : Aleksandra Kosanović
1986 : Maja Kukić
1987 : Matilda Sazdova

1988 : Suzana Zunić
1989 : Aleksandra Dobras

1990 : Ivona Brnelić

1991 : Slavica Tripunović

Live

Actual bulletin and service announcements

*This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
*Tuesday at 4 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. Will ladies giving milk, please come early.
*Wednesday the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johns will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.
*Thursday at 5 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers will please meet the Minister in his study.
*This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jackson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
*The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join her.
*On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpeting. All wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.
*The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
*This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Par kratkih zanimljivosti

*Britanija će iz zakona ukinuti izraz prostitutka. Umjesto toga Ministarstvo pravosuđa spominje "osobe koje na redovnoj bazi prodaju seksualne usluge", što znači dva ili više puta u tri mjeseca."Samo smo željeli ukloniti stigmu etikete 'prostitutka'", rekla je portparol Ministarstva pravosuđa. Ovo ce strasno da pomogne, zar ne?
*Sijalica "Tungsram" od 50 svijeća, vlasništvo penzionisanog nastavnika matematike Stojana Petrovića iz Bijeljine, svijetli i nakon 74 godine od kada je proizvedena, i to jače od današnjih. Kupio ju je u Mađarskoj Stojanov otac Ljubo, bivši šef računovodstva u bijeljinskoj opstini, i postavio u dvorištu stare porodicne kuće 1933. godine. Pitam se ima li Tesla nesto sa ovim...
*Film Citizen Kane Orsona Wellesa o beskrupuloznom medijskom magnatu, drugi je put proglašen najboljim američkim filmom svih vremena. The Godfather je dospio na drugo mjesto, a Casablanca na treće. Među 10 najboljih filmova svoje je mjesto našao i Raging Bull , Singing in the Rain, Gone with the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, Schindler's List, Vertigo i Wizard of Oz.Među filmovima snimljenima od 1996. do danas svoje mjesto na listi 100 najvećih našli su samo Lord of the rings (50. mjesto), Saving Private Ryan (71.), Titanic (83.) i Sixth sense (89.).
*Robert Plant je nemilosrdno pobio glasine o jednokratnom ponovnom ujedinjenju Led Zeppelina u sklopu memorijalnog koncerta u čast njihovom posljednjem izdavačkom šefu Ahmetu Ertegunu. Plant, Page i Paul su se trebali udružiti s Bonhamovim sinom Jasonom, kako bi posebnim londonskim koncertom odali počast osnivaču Atlantic Recordsa. Ostaje nam samo da se nadamo...

Skynyrd

Danas je 29. juni...

Podsjecam vas na raniji clanak objavljen 18. juna

The artwork by movie and rock stars

Lucy Liu

Viggo Mortensen

Johnny Depp

Stivie Nicks

Cat Stevens

Marylin Manson

Cohen

FASCINATING PEOPLE, Part 14

Mitar Tarabic lived in Kremna, Serbia in the latter half of the 19th century. An illiterate shepherd, a loner who enjoyed the company of his flock of sheep more than the company of people. Mitar started predicting things confiding what he'd "been told" to the local Orthodox priest, including -- it turned out with absolute accuracy - the time and circumstances of his own death. After Mitar died his nephew, Milos, inherited "the gift." The priest Zachary Zacharic wrote down the predictions out of pure curiosity. The Tabarics predicted there would be three World Wars and that the priest himself would die the same year the first war ended. When in fact Serbia was occupied by Austrian and Bulgarian troops in World War I and the Serbian army was bogged down in Macedonia, troops in the trenches had only one question for those who made it through enemy lines with news from Serbia: "Is the priest from Kremna still alive?"
The priest died and the war ended in the same year - 1918.

About Tarabic and other prophets and visionaries

LEGENDE BH & EX-YU SPORTA, Part 14.

Stonim tenisom su kod nas dugo dominirali Dragutin Šurbek i Antun Stipančić (13 medalja na evropskim i svjetskim prvenstvima, olimpijsko srebro u paru), a potom su u Seulu 1988 baklju preuzeli Ilija Lupulesku i Zoran Primorac, (dubl -srebrna medalja).
Erzebet Palatinus je dugo dominirala medju damama, a potom se pojavljuju Gordana Perkucin i Jasna Fazlic, (dubl -bronzana medalja u Seulu).

Lijepo je sjetiti se tih dana...

The Healer

Interesantne izjave fudbalera

- Nisam se mogao prilagoditi životu u Italiji, činilo mi se kao da živim u stranoj zemlji - Ian Rush.
- Volio bih igrati za neki italijanski klub kao sto je Barcelona – Mark Draper (Aston Villa).
- Najbitnije od svega je da smo osvojili tri boda!-Waynea Bridgea (Chelsey) nakon što su osvojili Carling Kup i podigli trofej.
- Neki dan sam gledao Blackburn na televiziji kada je George (Ndah) zabio pogodak u prvoj minuti. Htio sam ga nazvati, ali sam se sjetio da još igra – Ade Akinbiyi.
- Nismo ih potcijenili jednostavno su bili bolji nego što smo očekivali – Bobby Robson nakon što su Englezi jedva prošli Kamerun na Svjetskom prvenstvu 1990. godine.
- Tonyu je sigurno trebalo puno alkohola da prizna – Ian Wright nakon što je Tony Adams rekao medijima da ima problema s alkoholom.
- Nas tim može do finala FA Kupa osim ako nas neki tim možda ne izbaci - Dave Basset .

Kanadski poklon

U sarajevskoj Vijećnici jucer su dodijeljene knjige koje su kanadski izdavači poklonili Nacionalnoj i univerzitetskoj biblioteci BiH. Projekat je pokrenuo Konzulat Kanade u BiH u cilju davanja doprinosa Kanade obnovi knjižnog fonda NUB-a BiH. Pozivu se odazvalo 67 kanadskih izdavačkih kuća koje su dostavile oko 1.000 publikacija iz različitih oblasti stvaralaštva. Literaturu će moći koristiti studenti i šira čitalačka publika.

Amazing Tesla

Nikola Tesla - The Missing Secrets:
Part1
Part2
Part3
Part4

Jeff Healey

Actual excuses for school

*My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
*Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
*Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
*John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
*Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
*Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. *Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
*Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
*I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
*Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
*Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
*Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
*Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

Neandertalac

Naucnici koji proučavaju DNK neandertalaca javljaju kako vjeruju da će uskoro moći uspjeti rekonstruisati kompletni genom neandertalskog čovjeka usprkos degradaciji DNK kroz vrijeme.
Za pokretanje ovog istraživanja zaslužni su ''Nacionalni institut zdravlja'' i ''Max Planck Society'' iz SAD-a. Oni takođe polažu velike nade i u rekonstruisanje DNK pecinskog medvjeda i mamuta. U naucnim se krugovima već godinama vodi debata o vezi između neandertalca i modernog čovjeka. Jedna skupina naucnika smatra kako je moderni čovjek zamijenio neandertalca, dok druga vjeruje kako su se dvije vrste ukrstale. Sastavljanje genoma neandertalaca koji je živio u Evropi i dijelu Azije prije 300,000 godina u doba srednjeg paleolitika, moglo bi pomoći kod rješavanja tih zagonetki. Krapinski pračovjek jedan je od glavnih predstavnika neandertalaca, a zivio je i u Vindiji kraj Varaždina.

Kineski proizvodi u B&H - PAZNJA!

Ministarstvo zdravstva BiH zakljucilo je da 20 posto kineskih igračaka i odjeće za bebe je ispod standarda, a kineske paste za zube, rastvori za sociva i šminka opasni po ljudsko zdravlje. Sanitarni inspektori na granici kontrolu vrše prvo na graničnom prelazu, a onda nasumice odaberu nekolicinu proizvoda koji se nakon toga testiraju u laboratorijima. Primarni i sekundarni amin koji se nalazi u odjeći može izazvati rak mokraćnog mjehura ili materice u slučaju da je dugo u kontaktu s kožom. Opasne tvari, osim odjeće, kriju i bočice i igračke. Ništa bolja situacija nije ni sa šminkom. Tako je u olovkama za oči pronađena toksična količina olova, teškog metala koji ozbiljno može narušiti zdravlje, dok su u nekim sjenama kineske proizvodnje pronađeni mikroorganizmi koji mogu izazvati infekcije. Djeca su naročito podložna trovanju olovom koji može izazvati anemiju, probleme s bubrezima, pa čak i oštećenje mozga.