Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Amy Winehouse

Ne mogu od sege...

UB40 tuži Paris Hilton!
Izdavačka kuća UB40-ja traži odštetu od 250 000 funti jer bend tvrdi da Parisin debut "Stars Are Blind" nije sasvim njezin. Njihov klasik "Kingston Town" je izmiješan i u obrađenoj verziji izdan kao Parisin debitantski singl, pa su tako prekršena njihova autorska prava.

Da apliciramo za drzavljanstvo?

Danski umjetnik čileanskog porijekla Marco Evaristti, želi doseći vrh Mont Blanca na 4810 metara na dan koji ne želi otkriti "kako ne bi imao žandare za petama", i izliti crvenu boju."Moj je plan pretvoriti legendarnu planinu Mont Blanc (bijeli) u Mont Rouge (crveni) i utvrditi rođenje suverene države, 'Pink State'. Marco Evaristti smatra da ima "pravo osnovati državu nenasilja, pluralizma i tolerancije" na Mont Blancu, koji "ne pripada samo Francuskoj".

Belushi!

Two-line rimes



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.