Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Live Earth

Even Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens) will be joining the blockbuster line-ups of performers (Smashing Pumpkins, The Police, John Mayer, Dave Matthews Band, Roger Waters, Melissa Ethridge, KT Tunstall, Alicia Keys, Sarah Brightman, Chris Cornell, Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, Genesis, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Madonna, Duran Duran, Joss Stone, UB40, Lenny Kravitz, Macy Gray, Wolfmother, Paul Kelly...)
Strange Things People Say

*Definition of Census taker - a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
*Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a for*est where the hand of man has never set foot.
*Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.
*Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
*Parts of Speech ?- Lungs and air.
*Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
*The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
*What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
*What the residents of Moscow are called? - Mosquitoes.
*It's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow. How cold will it be?
Malo konspiracije...ko voli

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