*Man who stand on toilet high on pot.*Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
*Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
*Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
*If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
*Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
Quotes:
Robin Williams- Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision.
Albert Einstein - Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Charles Dickens- I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.
Benjamin Franklin-Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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