I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. - Steve Martin (Bilko)
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. - Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. - Bill Murray (What about Bob)
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. - Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music - Jim Carrey
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! - Eddie Murphy (Shrek)
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