Only in Canada...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
...do Supermarkets make sick folk walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front...
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
...do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."