The Simpsons - to remember

*Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip.
*Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
*Hello operator give me the number for 911!
*My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's . . . H-O-M-E-R.
*Bart:I hate work! Homer:I'm proud of you son.I was almost 30 before I realized I hated work.
*Women are like refrigerators. They're about 6" tall and weigh 200 pounds.
*Bart: its Brazil's favorite kids show...Teleboobies!