*Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you.*Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
*Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
*It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
*Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
*There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!
*A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
*Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!
*Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
*Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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