Resume Mistakes:
*Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
*Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
*Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.
*Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.
*I'm a rabid typist.
*Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.
Personal Qualities
*I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
*I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability.
*Number of dependents: 40.
*Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.
*I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.
Special Requests
*Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.
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