Wednesday, June 13, 2007

"Wise" break

#Strong enough to kill a bear, but made for children.
#An elephant never forgets, but that's why God invented roofies.
#Every Wikipedia article should be prefaced with, "People who enjoy editing encyclopedias as a hobby pretty much agree that:..."
#What is knowledge? The answer schools don't want you to know, assuming it's true that you can really know that you know, once you know.
#SCUBA Emergency or Troubled Marriage: "There's too much pressure.""I need some air!""Are those crabs?"

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