Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Zabranjeno voce

Aug.17/07: Mein Kampf, Moj poredak svijeta i Protokol sionskih mudraca u izdanju beogradskih kuca Magnet i Metaphisico ponuđene su na sajmu knjiga koji se ove nedjelje održava u Prijedoru. U vecini ostalih zemalja knjige su i dalje zabranjene...Mnogo smo napredni!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Nema odmora oko Leonarda

Friday, July 27, 2007
Vjeciti boem

Knjiga je dobila mnoštvo pozitivnih kritika kao i nagradu UBC za kanadsku biografiju.
"Betonirani" u Svemiru

Procitajte clanak ovdje.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
The Simpsons - to remember

*Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
*Hello operator give me the number for 911!
*My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's . . . H-O-M-E-R.
*Bart:I hate work! Homer:I'm proud of you son.I was almost 30 before I realized I hated work.
*Women are like refrigerators. They're about 6" tall and weigh 200 pounds.
*Bart: its Brazil's favorite kids show...Teleboobies!
Quite a catch

Ko ne zna neka brzo nauci da...

- Rođeni smo s 300 kostiju, a kad odrastemo imamo ih 206.
- Jedan od 350,000 Amerikanaca barem je jednom u životu doživio električni udar.
- 27% ženskih dobitnica lota, dobitni je listić sakrilo u grudnjak.
- 45% Amerikanaca ne zna da je Sunce zvijezda.
- 53% Amerikanki ostavilo bi svojeg dečka ukoliko ne bi dobile poklon za Valentinovo.
- Od ukupnog broja siromašnih ljudi u svijetu 70% su žene.
- Djeca se u prosjeku smiju oko 400 puta na dan, a odrasli samo 15-ak puta.
- Svake 3 sekunde negdje u svijetu rodi se dijete.
- Svake se godine oko 3,000 ljudi uguši hranom.
- Dok Kinezi pojedu jednu tablu čokolade Englezi ih pojedu 1000.
- U Velikoj Britaniji trećina smrti kojima su uzrok nesretni slučajevi, dogodi se u kućama.
- Muškarci imaju 4 puta više šanse da ih pogodi grom od žena.
- Više od 90% ljudi koje napadne morski pas, prežive.
- Više blizanaca se rodi na zapadnom nego na istočnom dijelu svijeta.
- 70% muškaraca i 60% žena u braku, prevarilo je svojeg supružnika (!)
- Prosječna osoba svakih 13 godina promijeni zanimanje.
- U Indiji se godišnje rodi više djece nego što je ukupna australska populacija.
- U SAD-u živi više od 100 milijuna odraslih koji nemaju ljubavnu ili seksualnu vezu(?)
- 13% svjetske populacije živi u pustinjama.
- Dvoje od pet ljudi na svijetu završi u braku sa svojom prvom ljubavi.
- Žene se smiju više od muškaraca.
- Nošenjem slušalica samo jedan sat povećavamo broj bakterija u uhu za 700 puta.
- 23% kvarova fotokopirnih aparata uzrokovano je time što su ljudi sjedili na njima i fotokopirali svoju guzu.
- Više kalorija potrošimo spavajući nego dok gledamo TV.
- U prosjeku se više ljudi boji pauka nego smrti.
- Žene trepću očima dva puta više nego muškarci ;)
- Ukoliko lupamo glavom o zid sat vremena, potrošit ćemo 150 kalorija(!!!)
Nove iskopine - Aleksandrija

Tuesday, July 24, 2007
New Descriptions in Oxford Dictionary

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Nesalomljivi Dado

Nedavno su Dado Topić i grupa Time nastupili u Budvi kao predgrupa Rolling Stonesima.
I to se zove umjetnost, kazu

Only in Canada...

...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
...do Supermarkets make sick folk walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front...
...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
...do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
Friday, July 20, 2007
Posljednje zanimljivosti

* Bryan Ferry je upravo snimio album posvecen Dylanu (Dylanesque) ukljucujuci The Times They Are A-Changin i Positively 4th Street.
Javier Bardem

Obavezno pogledajte Goya`s Ghosts, Perdita Durango, Before Night Falls, Golden Balls, Jamón, jamón (sunka, sunka), Carne trémula (zivo meso) i The Sea Inside.
Barbarsko blago

Thursday, July 19, 2007
Isabelle Adjani

Poredili su je sa Jeanne Moreau. Snimila je i album sa hit singlom Pull Marine koji je prodat u milion primjeraka. Ima sina sa reziserom Bruno Nuyttenom, drugog sina sa Daniel Day-Lewisom. Borac je protiv francuskog rasizma prema sjevernoafričkim emigrantima, kojima je pripadao i njen otac (majka Njemica, otac Alzirac turskoga porijekla).
Anatema

Meksički egzorcisti okupili su se blizu glavnog grada povodom svog trećeg nacionalnog kongresa organizovanog s ciljem "pripreme svećenika na suočavanje s bilo kakvim uticajem ili opsjednutošću đavolom". Cilj je "produbiti spoznaje o demonologiji i sotonizmu, uobičajenim i vanrednim djelovanjima đavola, te jačati duhovnost egzorcista". Prema riječima italijanskog svećenika Francesca Bamonetea, autora djela o egzorcizmu, "znakovi istinske đavolje opsjednutosti su kad se govori, razumije ili piše jezike koje osoba inače ne poznaje; znaju činjenice koje opsjednuti inače ne zna; ima pretjeranu snagu ali posebno averziju spram svetog: Boga, crkve, itd...". Meksički svećenik Jesus Aguilar ističe da je taj tip opsjednutosti vrlo rijedak te da je papa Ivan Pavao II. "izveo samo tri egzorcizma" tokom svog svećenstva.
Meni se cini da poznajem mnogo vise ljudi koji odgovaraju bar jednom od ovih opisa gore...
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Explain Life : Theories

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.
3rd RUNNER-UP (Subject: Bio-Mechanics)
Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they then yawn to even it out.
2nd RUNNER-UP (Subject: Symbolic Logic)
China is technologically underdeveloped because they have no alphabet and therefore cannot use acronyms to communicate technical ideas at a faster rate.
1st RUNNER-UP (Subject: Newtonian Mechanics)
The Earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
GRAND PRIZE WINNER (Subject: Perpetual Motion)
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. It was proposed to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats; the two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground. Using the giant buttered toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
Ima izac'...

Kako postati No.1

Sa 26 godina Carlos Slim se upustio u poslovni svijet naoružan 'samo' diplomom građevinskog fakulteta i velikom sumom novca kojega je naslijedio od roditelja. Slim je kupovao kompanije i restorane koji su se trenutno nalazili u krizi i pretvarao ih je u profitabilna poduzeća. Njegova poslovna strategija se temelji upravo na kupovanju takvih poduzeća jer su jeftina.Nakon privatizacije Telmeksa koji je do tada bio u vlasništvu meksičke države u vrijeme kada je predsjednik Meksika bio Carlos Salinas poznat po korumpiranosti, Slim je predvodio grupu ulagača. Osim ovih tele-kompanija on jos posjeduje 5 osiguravajućih kuća, meksički maloprodajni lanac, rudarsku kompaniju, banku Inbursa, tvornicu duhana Cigatam, aviokompaniju Volaris i Internet provider Prodigy. Sve zajedno Slimove kompanije imaju vrijednost polovice meksičke burze...
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Knjiga: Istorija CIA

Real Notes Sent to Milkmen

*Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.
*Cancel one pint after the day after today.
*Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.
*Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.
*Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.
*Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea.
*Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
*My back door is open. Please put milk in fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight.
*Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.
*No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
LEGENDE BH & EX-YU SPORTA, Part 15

Poseban pomen: Rok Petrovic (r.1966), svjetski juniorski prvak u slalomu, prvi jugovic koji je osvojio svjetski kup...Tragicno preminuo pri ronjenju kod Korcule 1993.

FASCINATING PEOPLE, Part 15.

Friday, July 13, 2007
MC, ali gori od Hammera

Svjedocanstva psihijatra
Ostala svjedocanstva1 / 2
Popis MC dokumenata obznanjenih prema Zakonu o slobodi informacija
Dokumentarac Mind Control: America's Secret War
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Horray for Villains

1. đavo Woland iz romana The Master and Margarita , Mikhaila Bulgakova,
2. glavni lik iz romana Perfume, Patricka Suskinda,
3. dječaci iz Lord of the Flies , Williama Goldinga,
4. šizofreni junak iz Fight Club, Chucka Palahniuka,
5. antijunak iz 'ultimativnog romana o tinejdžerskoj delikvenciji' - A Clockwork Orange , Anthonyja Burgessa.
Potom Schindler's Ark, Thomas Keneally; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thomphson; Lolita Vladimira Nabokova, The Great Gatsby od F. Scott Fitzgerald, te American Psycho Bretta Easton Ellisa.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Novi Reality Show...

Kako ovo da propustimo...
U Italiji nista novo...

Policija kaže kako postoje sumnje u podrsku klana "Ndrangheta" lokalnim regionalnim kandidatima za vijeća,što pokazuje kako je velik njihov uticaj na lokalnu politiku i ekonomiju. Pakt između mafijaša i političara (mafijaši podrzavaju jednog političara na lokalnim izborima,a onda on u tenderima za javne radove privileguje firmu koju mu naznače mafijaši) razotkriven je zahvaljujući telefonskim prisluškivanjima. U ponedjeljak je otkriven i "ulazak" mafije na gradilišta autoceste A3 na jugu Italije, odnosno da su firme koje su dobivale poslove morale postotak od dobivenog novca plaćati mafiji. Uskoro bi se iz nacionalnih osiguravajućih fondova ukralo 6 miliona eura.Tužitelji također istražuju osumnjičene optužene za iznudu,kamatarenje, ilegalni transport te posjedovanje oružja i eksploziva.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Sta uciniti sa viskom novca?

Monday, July 9, 2007
Best cinematic death scene

*King Kong falls from the Empire State Building (King Kong)
*Debra Wionger dies of cancer (Terms of Endearment)
*Bonnie & Clyde riddled with bullets (Bonnie and Clyde)
*Walken loses Russian roullet (The Deer Hunter)
*Titanic sinks and DiCaprio drowns (Titanic)
*Bambi's mom shot by hunters (Bambi)
*Alec Guiness blows up the bridge (The Bridge Over the River Kwai)
*Nazis melt(Raiders of the Lost Ark)
*Dirty cop suffocates in corn silo (Witness)
*Scarface goes out with a bang (Scarface)
*David Warner's decapitation (The Omen)
*Travolta shoots backseat passenger (Pulp Fiction)
*Shower scene (Psycho)
*Shark attack on female swimmer (Jaws)
*Russel Crow's death match in colliseum (Gladiator)
*Thelma and Louise drive car off edge of Grand Canyon (Thelma & Louise)
...
Novi Gilmourov DVD

Speak to Me; Breathe; Time; Breathe (Reprise); Castellorizon; On An Island; The Blue; Red Sky at Night; This Heaven; Then I Close My Eyes; Smile; Take a Breath; A Pocketful of Stones; Where We Start; Shine on You Crazy Diamond; Fat Old Sun; Coming Back To Life; High Hopes; Echoes; Wish You Were Here; Find the Cost of Freedom (gostuju David Crosby i Graham Nash); Arnold Layne (gostuje David Bowie); Comfortably Numb (gostuje David Bowie).
Moze uvijek i gore...

"Inteligentni" kriminalci

Randy Washington je nazvao radio stanicu u Chicagu kako bi se pohvalio ucestvovanjem u pljački banke koja se dogodila u aprilu 2004. godine. Policija nije imala nikakvih tragova u tom slučaju sve do trenutka kad je, početkom 2005. godine, Randy nazvao popularnu radio emisiju u kojoj slušaoci priznaju stvari koje su učinili u životu i pohvalio se kako je s još petoricom opljačkao 81 000 dolara iz filijale TCF banke u South Chicago Heights. Naveo je tačnu sumu ukradenog novca, opisao je kako je u pljački ucestvovao i jedan službenik banke i hvalio se kako su svi ucesnici nakon toga podijelili plijen. Na policiji je ostalo samo locirati poziv sa mobilnog telefona Randyja Washingtona i da ga uhvate.
Godine 1976. izvedena je najneuspješnija otmica aviona svih vremena. Na letu,jedan od putnika ustao je iz svog sjedišta, izvukao pištolj i uzeo stjuardesu kao taoca.'Okrenite avion za Detroit', zahtijevao je. 'Ali... Mi ionako letimo za Detroit..', objasnili su mu.'Oh, dobro...', rekao je, pustio stjuardesu i ponovo sjeo.
U Stockhlomu, Švedska je policija uhvatila lopova nakon što se javio na telefon koji je ukrao i nije spustio slušalicu, što im je omogućilo da ga pronađu. Muškarac je provalio u kuću u Overtorneu na sjeveru Švedske gdje je ukrao mobilni telefon i druge stvari. Policija je nazvala na ukradeni mobitel i čula ga kako psuje jer mu je zakasnio taksi čijem je vozaču naredio da ga odvede u susjedni Kalix. Lopov je odgovorio na zvonjavu, a onda je samo odložio telefon ne isključivši ga. Policija je nakon toga ušla u trag taksiju i uhvatila lopova.
U Stockhlomu, Švedska je policija uhvatila lopova nakon što se javio na telefon koji je ukrao i nije spustio slušalicu, što im je omogućilo da ga pronađu. Muškarac je provalio u kuću u Overtorneu na sjeveru Švedske gdje je ukrao mobilni telefon i druge stvari. Policija je nazvala na ukradeni mobitel i čula ga kako psuje jer mu je zakasnio taksi čijem je vozaču naredio da ga odvede u susjedni Kalix. Lopov je odgovorio na zvonjavu, a onda je samo odložio telefon ne isključivši ga. Policija je nakon toga ušla u trag taksiju i uhvatila lopova.
Tri muškarca su krenula opljačkati Kraljevsku banku Škotske u mjestu Rothsay, te se zaglavili u rotirajućim vratima. Nakon što im je osoblje banke pomoglo da se izvuku, zahvalili su svima, okrenuli se i napustili zgradu. Par minuta kasnije vratili su se i objavili namjeru plačke banke, ali im nitko od osoblja nije povjerovao. Kada su zatražili 5000 funti, službenik im se nasmijao u lice, uvjeren da se šale. Zatim je jedan od pljačkaša skočio na drugu stranu šaltera, ali se zapleo, pao na pod i uganuo zglob. Ostala dvojica pokušala su pobjeći, ali su se opet zaglavili u rotirajućim vratima.
Jedan dvadesetogodišnjak u Španiji zaradio je reputaciju najglupljeg pljačkaša banke nakon što je pokazao svoju licnu kartu službenici banke kojoj je zaprijetio pištoljem. Nakon što je opljačkao banku, mladić je odlučio da 'zaradu' od 100 milijuna eura prebaci direktno na svoj račun, pa je službenici pokazao licnu kartu kako bi mogla pronaći račun. Nakon obavljene transakcije pljačkaš je zadovoljno otišao iz banke, no uskoro je završio u zatvoru.
Pakistanski državljanin, Fazal Ur Rehman, dobio je 8 mjeseci zatvora zbog krivotvorenja dokumenata nakon što je policija na afganistanskom pasosu, s kojom je putovao, uočila pravopisne greške na žigovima. Ako se to zanemari, pasos je bio savršeno krivotvoren. Riječ 'Ministarstvo' bila je napisana kao 'Menistarstvo', a u riječi 'government' (vlada) nedostajalo je prvo 'n'.
Jedan dvadesetogodišnjak u Španiji zaradio je reputaciju najglupljeg pljačkaša banke nakon što je pokazao svoju licnu kartu službenici banke kojoj je zaprijetio pištoljem. Nakon što je opljačkao banku, mladić je odlučio da 'zaradu' od 100 milijuna eura prebaci direktno na svoj račun, pa je službenici pokazao licnu kartu kako bi mogla pronaći račun. Nakon obavljene transakcije pljačkaš je zadovoljno otišao iz banke, no uskoro je završio u zatvoru.
Pakistanski državljanin, Fazal Ur Rehman, dobio je 8 mjeseci zatvora zbog krivotvorenja dokumenata nakon što je policija na afganistanskom pasosu, s kojom je putovao, uočila pravopisne greške na žigovima. Ako se to zanemari, pasos je bio savršeno krivotvoren. Riječ 'Ministarstvo' bila je napisana kao 'Menistarstvo', a u riječi 'government' (vlada) nedostajalo je prvo 'n'.
Mlada službenica rekla je lopovu da ne može opljačkati banku ako nema račun u njoj. Lopov je poslije toga razočarano otišao.
Na Floridi je jednog dana lopov ušao u banku, noseći ski masku i pištolj te viknuo: 'Freeze mother-stickers, this is a f**k-up !!!'Na trenutak su svi ušutjeli, a onda je počelo kikotanje. Prisutni su se valjali po podu od smijeha, dok ih je postiđeni lopov gledao, okrenuo se i pobjegao.
Na Floridi je jednog dana lopov ušao u banku, noseći ski masku i pištolj te viknuo: 'Freeze mother-stickers, this is a f**k-up !!!'Na trenutak su svi ušutjeli, a onda je počelo kikotanje. Prisutni su se valjali po podu od smijeha, dok ih je postiđeni lopov gledao, okrenuo se i pobjegao.
ATM's beginnings (and end)

Even though he invented the machine,Mr.Shepherd-Barron believes its use in future will be very different.He predicts that our society will no longer be using cash within a few years."Money costs money to transport. I am therefore predicting the demise of cash within three to five years."He believes that we will soon be swiping our mobile phones at till points,even for small transactions.
p.s. Yes, that is an error message on an ATM!
Friday, July 6, 2007
Not in Dictionary...

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. I have character lines.
Alter ego slavnih

Kada se Eminem naljuti, onda počinje govoriti kao Slim Shady–lik s kojim se Marshall Mathers identifikovao na albumu 'The Marshall Mathers LP'. On pljuje po svojoj majci,po poznatim ljudima i otvoreno govori o tome da bi htio ubiti svoju zenu.Ako iko pita Eminema što mu je bilo kada je pisao takve tekstove,on uvijek može reći da je za sve kriv Slim Shady.
Prince se pokazao kao najpametniji korisnik pseudonima.Tokom pravne bitke s Warner Brosom Prince je shvatio da se okova velike kompanije može rijesiti jedino ako se oslobodi svog imena.Tako je umjesto stvarnog imena izabrao neizgovorljivi simbol,pa su ga poceli zvati The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, ili jednostavno The Artist. Svom starom imenu Prince se vratio 2000.,kada je istekao njegov ugovor s Warner-Chappellom.
Ziggy Stardust se u David Bowiejevom životu pojavio kao lik 'pao s Marsa' u sklopu albuma The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars.Ziggy je Bowieju ugazio put za buduće projekte,bio je njegov marsovski Mesija,a ujedno vrlo jednostavan lik koji je na kraju uništio samog sebe.Od 1972. David Bowie je potpuno preuzeo Ziggyja i počeo se predstavljati njegovim imenom na svim koncertima,a svoj prateći bend prozvao je The Spiders From Mars.O svemu tome rekao je - "Bilo je vrlo lako postati opsjednut likom danonoćno.Ja sam postao Ziggy Stardust.David Bowie je izletio kroz prozor."
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Brecelj u vatri

Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Live Earth

Even Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens) will be joining the blockbuster line-ups of performers (Smashing Pumpkins, The Police, John Mayer, Dave Matthews Band, Roger Waters, Melissa Ethridge, KT Tunstall, Alicia Keys, Sarah Brightman, Chris Cornell, Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, Genesis, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Madonna, Duran Duran, Joss Stone, UB40, Lenny Kravitz, Macy Gray, Wolfmother, Paul Kelly...)
Strange Things People Say

*Definition of Census taker - a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
*Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a for*est where the hand of man has never set foot.
*Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.
*Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
*Parts of Speech ?- Lungs and air.
*Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
*The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
*What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
*What the residents of Moscow are called? - Mosquitoes.
*It's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow. How cold will it be?
Malo konspiracije...ko voli

Tuesday, July 3, 2007
From local UK and US newspapers

*We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $10.00.
*Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
*Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
*Tattoos done while you wait.
*Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
*Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
*For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
*Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
*Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
*Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
*Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
*No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
*Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?
Monday, July 2, 2007
Ex-Yu Missice koje pamtimo
...savremenog doba (1966-1991):
1966 : Nikica Marinović, 1967 : Aleksandra Mandić, 1968 : Ivona Puhlera, 1969 : Radmila Živković, 1970 : Teresa Djelmiš
1971 : Zlata Petkovič
1972 : Biljana Ristić

1973 : Atina Golubova, 1974 : Jadranka Banjac, 1975 : Ladija Verkovska, 1976 : Nataša Košir
1980 : Zorica Pesek, 1981 : -
1982 : Ana Sasso
1983 : Bernarda Marovt
1984 : Dinka Delić
1985 : Aleksandra Kosanović
1986 : Maja Kukić
1987 : Matilda Sazdova 
1988 : Suzana Zunić
1989 : Aleksandra Dobras
1966 : Nikica Marinović, 1967 : Aleksandra Mandić, 1968 : Ivona Puhlera, 1969 : Radmila Živković, 1970 : Teresa Djelmiš
1971 : Zlata Petkovič

1972 : Biljana Ristić

1973 : Atina Golubova, 1974 : Jadranka Banjac, 1975 : Ladija Verkovska, 1976 : Nataša Košir
1980 : Zorica Pesek, 1981 : -
1982 : Ana Sasso

1983 : Bernarda Marovt


1985 : Aleksandra Kosanović



1988 : Suzana Zunić

1989 : Aleksandra Dobras
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