They call it Poetry

James Grainger (1721-67):
...Come, muse, let us sing of rats...

Adam Lindsay Gordon (1833-67):
Flash! flash! bang! bang! and we blazed away,
And the grey roof reddened and rang;
Flash! flash! and I felt his bullet flay
The tip of my ear. Flash! bang!

John Armstrong (1709-79):
...that which Cestria sends, tenacious paste
of solid milk...

John Bidlake (1755-1814):
The sluggard carrot sleeps his day in bed
The cripples pea alone cannot stand.

George Crabbe (1754-1832):
And I was ask'd and authorised to go
To seek the firm of Clutterbuck and Co.

William Balmford:
So 'tis with Christians, Nature being weak
While in this world, are liable to leak.

William Wordsworth:
I've measured it from side to side;
Tis three feet long, and two feet wide.

Margaret Cavendish:
What is liquid?
All that doth flow we cannot liquid name
Or else would fire and water be the same;
But that is liquid which is moist and wet
Fire that property can never get
Then 'tis not cold that doth the fire put out.
But 'tis the wet that makes it die, no doubt.

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"Honor" over Truth

Italy's highest appeals court ruled that it is not illegal for a woman to lie in a police investigation if the reason is to cover up her adulterous affair. Court said that her honor is more important than providing intimate information about her lover.
Yeay for smart Italian women (no double standard here whatsoever)!

Arcade Fire

Idol # 7

David Cook had a band called Axium. Look it up.
However - here are a couple of his excellent covers on Idol, worth listening:

Hello
Billy Jean

Carly Smithson (former Hennessy) had two singles earlier.
Here's her cover of Crazy On You.

How do they do it in ex-Yu? Take a look.

Crotian Idol
Serbian Idol

Re-cap of your 6 Idols:
season 1: Kelly Clarkson (still going strong)
season 2: Ruben Studard ( kinda quiet now...was a good Idol, though)
season 3: Fantasia Barrino (turned to musicles...was fantastic Idol)
season 4: Carrie Underwood (a country star...even has a one good song)
season 5: Taylor Hicks (where's this fella? Katherine, Chris & Elliot are shmoozing around, but not Taylor...)
season 6: Jordin Sparks (I don't expect to see her ever again. Melinda should have won...)

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No idea is stupid...

According to Edison, to create a good invention you need imagination and a pile of junk (he should know...). Here are a couple of simple ideas worth billions.
*Jeff Bezos had the idea of selling books on the internet. Saving on storage and wide spaces (book shops) helped him sell books at lower prices and the result was a richness of 4.4 billion dollars. That idea is called Amazon.com.
*The idea of the son of Russian immigrants was to add a sticker of a horse to a normal polo t-shirt and sell it for 50 dollars a piece, and the final result is a richness of 5 billion dollars. This man is Ralph Lauren who worked in a department store for Brooks Brothers. He borrowed 50,000 dollars and launched “Polo”. In 1994 he sold 28% of the incomes of the company and earned 138 million dollars. Presently Lauren’s fortune amounts 5 billion dollars.
*A drink that contains caffeine and carbonate with a lot of vitamin B, and launching it on the market for sportsmen and party lovers was a success. Yoovidhya and Mateschitz created Red Bull and addressed it to young people buy using bold adverts and extreme spots. Red Bull is the owner of a Formula 1 team and two football clubs: the Red Bull Salzburg and the New York Red Bulls. The value of their richness is 3 billion dollars, each.

College - yes or no?

Samuel Beckett: Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.
W. H. Auden: Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep.
Ruby Wax: College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Bill Vaughn: Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income-which he then spends sending his son to college.
G. K. Chesterson: Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
Mike Barfield: An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
George Bernard Shaw: He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.
Mark Twain: I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
Albert Einstein: Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Robert Frost: College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Gohen: If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.
Elbert Hubbard: You can lead a boy to college, but you can't make him think.
Anonymous: If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they'd all be a lot more comfortable.

Matt Dusk

Danube swimming

After a record holder Milorad Cavic collected gold for the 50-meter butterfly on Wednesday and then wore a T-shirt proclaiming "Kosovo is Serbia" at a medal presentation ceremony, he was suspended from further participation in individual events at the European swimming championships. The Serbian swimming federation was also fined $10,800.
Milorad said "I didn't do it to provoke anger, I didn't do it to provoke violence. The country is torn apart and ... my goal was just to uplift them."
Was the decision right - you be the judge.
Warning, maybe... definitely a fine $...

Alternate slogans that would have worked:
Free Tibet
Independent Kosovo
Kosovo is not Serbia any more
Free Willy
No nukes

Adio, Roko!

Boris Dvornik died at the age of 69 from a stroke.
He has made more than 40 movies and left an in-erasable mark in ex-Yu television and theatre.
Boris was born in Split in 1939. He started acting at the age of 8. Graduated from the High School of Acting in Novi Sad, after which he enrolled at Zagreb’s Theatre Academy. He gained popularity with his first movie “Deveti krug” that launched him to the top of Yugoslav acting scene. He left his biggest mark in television series ‘Malo misto’, ‘Velo misto’, ‘Roko I Cicibela’ and ‘Kapelski kresovi’. His character Roko is the most popular character in the region, a stubborn Dalmatian who always has a comment and can never keep his mouth shut.
Boris had a special relationship with Bata Zivojinovic. The two Yugoslav acting giants used to be great friends for years, only to have a public fight in the early 1990s. Their feud lasted throughout the decade and it ended only recently.

Ray Charles

Those resumes...

Resume Mistakes:
*Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
*Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
*Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.
*Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.
*I'm a rabid typist.
*Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.

Personal Qualities
*I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
*I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability.
*Number of dependents: 40.
*Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.
*I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.

Special Requests
*Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.

Bliss

Elections' Quotes

"I started out as thinking 'This would be funny, why don't I run?' But then I discovered I really wanted to do it. I want to show that you can do porn and it doesn't mean you are stupid".
Mary (Mary Carey) Cook, Nonpartisan Adult Film Actress

"It doesn't matter if you are a Democrat or Republican, If you're young or old, what the racial thing is, nothing matters to me. To me what matters is that I want to represent everyone in California. That is the important thing."
Arnold Schwarzanegger, Republican Actor

And the MAN himself:

"They misunderestimated me." —George W. Bush

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." —George W. Bush

"This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base" —George W. Bush.

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century." —George W. Bush, reflecting on the Lewinsky scandal.

"The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous." —George W. Bush


"Public speaking is very easy."

Honouring Clarke

Sir Arthur C. Clarke (90), a Sci-fi pioneer, writer and visionary , best known for his novel "2001: A Space Odyssey" has died. He wrote more than 80 books and hundreds of short stories and articles. In the 1940s Clarke predicted that man would reach the moon by the year 2000, an idea that experts dismissed as nonsense. Clarke recorded a farewell message to his friends, saying in part that he would have liked to see evidence of extraterrestrial life during his lifetime.
During WWII he had served as a radar specialist in the Royal Air Force. Then he became involved in the British Interplanetary Society, where he proposed an idea for geostationary satellites as telecommunications relays...
Arthur's famous quotes:
*It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
*Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
*The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
*It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.

Horslips

Happy St.Patrick's Day!

It's time to
Paint the town green,
Drink beer with friends,
Crack jokes,
Gorge on lip-smacking Irish delicacies,
Pin shamrocks on hats and shoulders,
Kiss the Blarney Stone (even if it is virtual),
Join the parade and do a jig with the Irish bands,
Hunt for Paddy the Leprechaun and get to your pot of gold,
Cry out "Erin go bragh" every so often, and wish good luck to all,
Let your hair down and enjoy yourself
'cause everybody is Irish on St.Patrick's Day!

Going 3D?

Lane Jensen, Edmonton (Alberta) tattoo artist augmented the inked caricature of a buxom cowgirl on his own left calf with silicone "implants" in the skin under where the woman's breasts are. However, within two weeks, the fluid went astray and had to be drained. Jensen said some bodies just reject breast implants (!). His girl just wasn't meant to have 3D breasts...

Job Ads Interpretation

Competitive salary We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join our fast-paced company We have no time to train you.
Casual work atmosphere We don't pay you enough to expect that you'll dress nicely.
Must be deadline oriented You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Must be flexible On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
Some overtime required Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Duties will vary Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must have an eye for detail We have no quality control.
Career-minded Female employees must be childless (and remain that way).
Apply in person If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
No phone calls please We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
Seeking candiates with a wide variety of experience You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.
Problem-solving a must You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
Requires team leadership skills You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Jully Black

Lovin' Tips

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other." (Judy, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tommy, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes to long to learn." (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE AND ROMANCE:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." (David, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' are on TV." (Anita, 6)
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)
PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE ?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY, "I LOVE YOU":
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:
"You learn it right on the spot, when the 'gooshy' feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)
"It might help if you watched soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
Don't forget your wife's name...that will mess up the love." (Roger,8)
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out." (Randy,8)